REBTOZ

I saw the sign ‘head for rent’ and thought I couldn’t possibly pass up such an opportunity. I’ll pay in kind of course (as I don’t materially exist) and I can be a helpful adviser to you, but I am you at the same time. How can that be you ponder? All I can say is that I am me talking to you, but you are me and so you are talking to yourself. If that’s giving you a headache, I can’t empathise because I don’t have a head, but I live inside yours. I’m the talk you hear inside your head; I’m Brain Friend and I’m here to stay. The two of us  We work together We will work hard  Through stormy weather! Your previous tenant, old Brain Bully had set up permanent residence here and by all accounts had a great time making you sad and causing you not to try all those things you would like to do because they told you ‘You’re so dumb. Don’t even try. What’s the point?’ There are some reminders of their presence here. I can see the tear stains on your eyes from your silent...